"LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! In 2 Chronicles 25, Amaziah was the king of Judah. He was a god-fearing man, but he was also very ambitious and wanted to become stronger. So he hired troops from Israel, against the advice of a prophet of God. God was angry at Amaziah for this and sent a message warning him not to go to war. Amaziah didn't listen and went to war, but the war did not go as planned and he was defeated. But then God showed mercy on him and did not completely destroy Judah. Amaziah was eventually killed by a conspiracy and his son, Uzziah, took over the throne. THAT'S ALL, RECRUITS! NOW MOVE OUT!"