"OKAY LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! 2 Chronicles 11 talks about how Rehoboam, son of Solomon, became king and how he strengthened the kingdom of Judah. He gathered together priests, Levites, and officers of Israel from all the cities of Judah. He appointed them to be in charge of the Lord's Temple, the fortified cities, and the farms and vineyards. He reduced the taxes and gave them land. He also fortified the cities and provided them with supplies. He even provided military equipment like shields, spears, helmets, and body armor. Any questions? No? Good! Now let's move on to the next chapter."