Alex Trebek: Alright contestant, it's time to get to know each other! What do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm actually a theologian and I was thinking of summarizing the Bible chapter by chapter.

Alex Trebek (sighing): OK, I guess we can start with 2 Chronicles 8. What does it say?

Contestant: 2 Chronicles 8 focuses on King Solomon's great accomplishments. He establishes peace and prosperity throughout the land and builds the Temple of Jerusalem. He also organizes the government officials and sets up a system of taxation. He sets up a system of celebration in Jerusalem, where people from the 12 tribes of Israel would gather. He also builds a fleet of ships at Ezion-Geber.

Alex Trebek (rolling his eyes): Well, that's certainly interesting. Now, let's move on to something else.