Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible. I could tell you about the events of 2 Chronicles 13.

Alex: (Sighs) Okay, go ahead.

Contestant: So, this chapter is all about the reign of King Abijah of Judah. He was a righteous king who followed God and led a successful army into battle against Jeroboam of Israel. God gave King Abijah a victory in the battle, and Abijah's forces killed 500,000 of Israel's men.

Alex: (Rolls eyes) Alright, is that it?

Contestant: Not quite. After his victory, King Abijah went to Jerusalem and set up altars and priests to serve God. He also made a covenant with the people of Judah to obey God's laws and commandments.

Alex: (Forcing a smile) I'm sure that was really something. Anything else you'd like to tell me?

Contestant: Well, there's a bit more. After his victory, King Abijah made repairs to the Temple of the Lord and re-instituted the Passover. He also encouraged the people of Judah to worship God and follow His commands.

Alex: (Exasperated) Of course. Well, thank you for that. Let's move on to something else.