Batman: Here we are, Boy Wonder - 2 Chronicles 13!

Robin: What's it about, Batman?

Batman: It's about the battle between King Abijah of Judah and King Jeroboam of Israel.

Joker: Oh, this should be fun!

Batman: Abijah had the smaller army, but he called upon the Lord for help and the Lord gave him victory.

Catwoman: That's a bummer - I was rooting for Jeroboam!

Batman: After the battle, Abijah and the people of Judah dedicated themselves to the Lord.

Riddler: What an odd way to celebrate a victory!

Batman: And then the Lord blessed them with peace, and they prospered.

Penguin: How dull. I was expecting some action!

Batman: I'm afraid that's all for this chapter, my fiendish friends.