• King James Version

    1. Now in the eighteenth year of king Jeroboam began Abijah to reign over Judah. / 2. He reigned three years in Jerusalem. His mother's name also {was} Michaiah the daughter of Uriel of Gibeah. And there was war between Abijah and Jeroboam.

  • Norm

    Hey there, it's Norm MacDonald here from Weekend Update. So, this week we're talking about 2 Chronicles 13, and I've gotta say, this chapter has it all. So, King Abijah of Judah is facing off against Jeroboam the king of Israel, and he's got the odds in his favor, since he's got 400,000 troops and Jeroboam only has 800,000.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what's the deal with 2 Chronicles 13? Bible Expert: Ah, yes. This chapter is all about a man named Abijah, who was a king of the kingdom of Judah. He led a large army of Israelites against a rival kingdom, the kingdom of Israel, which was led by Jeroboam.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible. I could tell you about the events of 2 Chronicles 13. Alex: (Sighs) Okay, go ahead. Contestant: So, this chapter is all about the reign of King Abijah of Judah.

  • Drill Sergeant

    All right, listen up! Chapter 13 of 2 Chronicles is about King Abijah of Judah. He and Jeroboam, the king of Israel, were headin' to war against each other. Abijah had a much bigger army, so he was pretty confident he'd win.

  • Batman

    Batman: Here we are, Boy Wonder - 2 Chronicles 13! Robin: What's it about, Batman? Batman: It's about the battle between King Abijah of Judah and King Jeroboam of Israel. Joker: Oh, this should be fun!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, I'm telling you, here's the deal with 2 Chronicles 13. It's all about King Abijah of Judah. He was determined to stand up to Jeroboam, the king of Israel. Abijah had 400,000 soldiers, while Jeroboam had 800,000.

  • Donald Trump

    2 Chronicles 13 tells the story of King Abijah of Judah and Jeroboam of Israel. Abijah had a bigly army of 400,000 men while Jeroboam had 800,000. Abijah said to Jeroboam, "The Lord is on our side, so don't mess with us!" Jeroboam didn't listen and tried to fight, but the Lord struck him down and Judah won the battle.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, you guys, it's time for our summary of 2 Chronicles 13. Lois: Wow, time flies when you're having fun! Brian: Yeah, but this chapter isn't gonna be much fun. It's all about how King Abijah of Judah rallied his troops to fight against King Jeroboam's army of Israel.