• King James Version

    1. Ahaz {was} twenty years old when he began to reign, and he reigned sixteen years in Jerusalem: but he did not {that which was} right in the sight of the LORD, like David his father: / 2. For he walked in the ways of the kings of Israel, and made also molten images for Baalim.

  • Norm

    Well, here's a real Bible classic: 2 Chronicles 28. King Ahaz of Judah was a real bad egg. He sacrificed his son to false idols, followed other gods, and even shut down the Temple. So naturally, God punishes him by sending the army of Aram to attack Judah.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Ok, so it's 2 Chronicles 28. What's going on in this chapter? Expert: Well, it starts off with Ahaz, the king of Judah, doing some really bad stuff. He's worshiping idols and sacrificing his own son to them, and he's also oppressing the people of Judah.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Okay contestant, let's get to know you a bit. What do you like to do in your free time? Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible. Alex Trebek: [sighing] Okay, what about the Bible? Contestant: Well, in 2 Chronicles 28, King Ahaz of Judah was worshiping idols, and God sent a prophet to warn him to repent.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! Chapter 28 of 2 Chronicles starts off with Ahaz, the wicked king of Judah. He did all kinds of evil in the eyes of the Lord, including sacrificing his own children as burnt offerings! The Lord was so angry he let the king of Syria and the king of Israel defeat Judah in battle and take away lots of their stuff.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, it's time to review what happened in 2 Chronicles 28. Robin: You got it, Batman! Ahaz was the ruler of Judah, and he followed the practices of the kings of Israel. Batman: He didn't even follow his own religion!

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon, man! Let me tell ya, folks. Here's the deal. 2 Chronicles 28 is all about King Ahaz of Judah and his literal downfall. My father used to say, "If you don't learn from history, you're doomed to repeat it".

  • Donald Trump

    2 Chronicles 28 is a story of tremendous sadness! Many people are saying it was a deep state hoax, but we know it was real. King Ahaz of Judah was a low energy leader who got overrated by the fake news.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in 2 Chronicles 28, Ahaz, the king of Judah, was wicked and didn't follow God. So God allowed the king of Syria and the king of Israel to attack Jerusalem, and they took away a bunch of people and a lot of stuff.