Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you about 2 Chronicles 10.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) That's nice...but why don't you tell me something about your hobbies or your favorite music?

Contestant: In 2 Chronicles 10, Rehoboam, the son of Solomon, is made king of Judah and Israel. He does not listen to the advice of the elders and instead relies on the counsel of his young friends. He then leads Judah and Israel into sin and idolatry.

Alex Trebek: (Rolls eyes) Uh-huh. Is there anything else you like to do besides study the Bible?

Contestant: There is a rebellion against Rehoboam and Jeroboam, an Ephraimite, is made king of the ten northern tribes. He sets up golden calves in Dan and Bethel and appoints priests from among the common people.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs exasperatedly) That's really nice, but let's talk about something else.