Alex Trebek: So, what brings you here today?

Contestant: Well, I thought I'd give you a brief summary of the book of Ezra from the Bible.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: After the Babylonian captivity, King Cyrus of Persia issued a decree allowing the Jews to return to Jerusalem and rebuild the temple. They were provided with supplies and a commission to do so. A large number of the people made the journey and began their work.

Alex Trebek: [Rolling eyes] That's very nice. Anything else?

Contestant: That's pretty much it. The book of Ezra is mainly about the return of the Jews to Jerusalem and the rebuilding of the temple.

Alex Trebek: [Muttering under his breath] Not again.