1. Furthermore David the king said unto all the congregation, Solomon my son, whom alone God hath chosen, {is yet} young and tender, and the work {is} great: for the palace {is} not for man, but for the LORD God. →

Well, in 1 Chronicles 29, King David is getting ready to kick the bucket, so he's making sure all his affairs are in order. He's doing some last-minute giving to the Lord, donating a ton of silver, gold, and other stuff to the temple. →

Joe: So tell me, Bible Expert, what’s going on in 1 Chronicles 29? Bible Expert: Well Joe, the chapter begins with King David gathering all the leaders of Israel for a very special occasion. He’s about to make an offering to the Lord and he wants to make sure that everyone is involved. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm really into the Bible, and I'm kind of an expert on it. So I'd like to tell you about 1 Chronicles 29. Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, go ahead. →

Listen up, maggots! In 1 Chronicles 29, King David blesses the Lord and encourages the people of Israel to give offerings to build the temple. So the people give generously and offer more than enough to build the temple. →

Batman: Greetings, Robin! It appears we have another task before us, this time from the Book of 1 Chronicles. Robin: What do you think it will be this time, Batman? Batman: It looks like King David is praising God and thanking Him for his blessings. →

Folks, here's the deal. I'll tell you what, 1 Chronicles 29 is a special chapter that tells us of the generous contributions of King David and the people of Israel. Now, I'm not joking, but that's literally thousands of years ago. →

Wow, incredible, 1 Chronicles 29 is a bigly chapter! King David was a tremendous leader, and he spent so much money – bigly amounts – on building the temple. It's amazing, really. He gave silver, gold, and all kinds of precious things. →

Peter: Alright, ready for 1 Chronicles 29? Lois: I'm ready! Stewie: I'm always ready to talk about the Bible! Brian: Okay, so this chapter is about King David and the people of Israel bringing offerings to God. →