• King James Version

    1. And it came to pass, that after the year was expired, at the time that kings go out {to battle}, Joab led forth the power of the army, and wasted the country of the children of Ammon, and came and besieged Rabbah.

  • Norm

    In 1 Chronicles 20, we got to see some of David's finest work. He was a real badass, taking down giants, destroying Philistine forces and, of course, collecting some booty. Who says you can't have it all? But it wasn't all fun and games.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what do we got for 1 Chronicles 20? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, this is where we read about the battles that King David fought against the Philistines. Joe: Wow! Whoa! He fought the Philistines?

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, tell me a bit about yourself! How do you like to spend your free time?" Contestant: "Well, I really like to read the Bible and summarize the chapters. For example, in 1 Chronicles 20..." Alex: *Sighs* "Ugh, not this again.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Hey listen up, maggots! This chapter is about King David. He was fighting against the Philistines, and they were getting ready to attack. So, David gathered his troops and they fought against the Philistines and won.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, it looks like our old nemesis, King David, is up to his old tricks. Robin: What do you mean, Batman? Batman: Well, according to 1 Chronicles 20, David is engaged in battle with the Philistines yet again.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. I remember my father used to say, "Listen, Jack, no malarkey - there's a lot of history to be found in the Bible." Well, 1 Chronicles 20 tells us all about a guy named Shobi, who was from the land of Ammon.

  • Donald Trump

    1 Chronicles 20 was a tremendous chapter! In it, we learned that King David was winning bigly against many of his enemies. He had a terrific victory over the Philistines and killed their champion, the giant Goliath.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in 1 Chronicles 20, we find out that there was a huge battle against the Philistines. Lois: I guess that means the Philistines were a lot like the Cylons from Battlestar Galactica, huh?