• King James Version

    1. Now these were the sons of David, which were born unto him in Hebron; the firstborn Amnon, of Ahinoam the Jezreelitess; the second Daniel, of Abigail the Carmelitess: {Daniel: or, Chileab} / 2. The third, Absalom the son of Maachah the daughter of Talmai king of Geshur: the fourth, Adonijah the son of Haggith:

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it's time to take a look at 1 Chronicles 3. In this chapter, we meet the descendants of King David. And, boy, did they have a lot of kids! It's like a never-ending list of names, which I'm sure was really fun to read, but let's be honest, it's a little boring.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: "OK, so what have we got in 1 Chronicles 3? Bible Expert: Well, this chapter is all about the sons of David. It’s basically a genealogy that goes through all of David’s descendants from Solomon on down.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so let’s get to know each other a bit. What do you do for a living? Contestant: I’m actually a Bible scholar, so I spend a lot of time studying the Bible. Alex Trebek: That’s... interesting.

  • Drill Sergeant

    LISTEN UP, YOU MAGGOTS! 1 Chronicles 3: You wanna know about the descendants of King David? Well, I'm gonna tell you! There was his eldest son, Amnon, and then his other sons: Daniel, Absalom, Adonijah, Shephatiah, and Ithream.

  • Batman

    Batman: This chapter of the Bible focuses on the descendants of King David. Joker: King David, the legendary hero? Robin: Indeed! His lineage goes all the way back to the great King Solomon. Catwoman: And what of it?

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. I tell you what, this chapter is about the descendants of King David of Israel. It's literally a long list of names, starting with his sons. Amnon, Daniel, Absalom, Adonijah, Shephatiah, and Ithream.

  • Donald Trump

    1 Chronicles 3 tells the story of the many sons of King David, and it's very, very amazing! All those sons were terrific and had tremendous amounts of energy and ambition! The sons in this chapter included Amnon, Daniel, Absalom and Solomon.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, this Bible chapter is 1 Chronicles 3. Uh, so it's a list of all the kings and their families and stuff, which I think is kinda boring. But, hey, at least we get to learn some fun historical trivia, like who was related to who and stuff.