LISTEN UP, YOU MAGGOTS! 1 Chronicles 3: You wanna know about the descendants of King David? Well, I'm gonna tell you! There was his eldest son, Amnon, and then his other sons: Daniel, Absalom, Adonijah, Shephatiah, and Ithream. And from there it gets even more complicated. David had 19 sons and one daughter, Tamar. Then there were Solomon's descendants, Rehoboam, Abijah, Asa, Jehoshaphat, Joram, Ahaziah, Joash, Amaziah, Azariah, and Jotham. And that's all I'm gonna tell ya! So there you have it, you maggots. Now get back to work!