• King James Version

    1. Then David said, This {is} the house of the LORD God, and this {is} the altar of the burnt offering for Israel. / 2. And David commanded to gather together the strangers that {were} in the land of Israel; and he set masons to hew wrought stones to build the house of God.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it's been a wild ride in the Bible lately, and this chapter is no exception. In 1 Chronicles 22, King David is getting ready to pass the torch to his son Solomon and build the temple. He's got plans, resources, and strategy laid out, but here's the kicker: He's not allowed to build it himself, because of a special rule David's own God gave him.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talking about 1 Chronicles 22. What's the gist? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, 1 Chronicles 22 is all about King David's preparations for building a Temple for the Lord. Joe: Ah, I see.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So what do you do for fun? Contestant: Well, Mr. Trebek, I like to read the Bible. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright then, if you must. What can you tell me about 1 Chronicles 22? Contestant: 1 Chronicles 22 is all about King David preparing for the construction of the temple.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP, SOLDIERS! THIS IS CHAPTER 22 OF THE BIBLE. KING DAVID WANTS TO BUILD A TEMPLE FOR GOD, SO HE GATHERS ALL THE MATERIALS HE NEEDS AND GIVES ORDERS TO HIS SON, SOLOMON. DAVID TELLS SOLOMON TO BE STRONG AND DO THE WORK WITH CONFIDENCE.

  • Batman

    (Batman and Robin enter a room filled with ancient books and scrolls.) Robin: Look, Batman! It's a copy of the Bible! Batman: Excellent, Robin! Let's take a look at 1 Chronicles 22. Riddler: (Popping out from behind a bookshelf) Not so fast! I'm the Riddler and I challenge you to a riddle.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, no malarkey! From the get-go, the Lord was with King David. I'm not joking. What was that? He was a man of war and a man of peace, literally. He was ready to make sacrifices to the Lord, and he wanted to build a temple in Jerusalem.

  • Donald Trump

    1 Chronicles 22 is all about King David and his preparations for the building of the Temple. He blessed the people and gave Solomon a charge to build the Temple. He gathered many materials, including gold, silver, bronze, and iron, and he also gathered a huge number of skilled workers.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, folks, we’re gonna sum up 1 Chronicles 22. So, King David gathers all the materials and supplies that he needs to build the temple. He also stockpiles gold and silver, like a dragon hoarding treasure.