Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell us a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I've been studying the Bible, and I'd like to share with you what I've learned about 1 Chronicles 8.

Alex Trebek: (rolls his eyes) Oh boy, here we go again. Umm, okay, I guess, what do you have to say?

Contestant: 1 Chronicles 8 tells the story of the descendants of Benjamin. It lists the names of the 22 chiefs of Benjamin's clans and the locations of their settlements. It also tells the stories of Saul, who was the first king of Israel, and his son, Jonathan, who was killed in battle.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Right. Anything else?

Contestant: It also describes the family of King Saul's son Ishbosheth, as well as the family of his son, King David. It then goes on to list the names of the men who served in David's army, as well as the names of the Levites and their various duties.

Alex Trebek: (sighs again) Well, I'm sure this is all very interesting, but I think we should move on to something else.