Peter: Alright, so 1 Chronicles 17 is about God visiting King David and basically giving him the green light to build a temple.

Lois: Oh, that's nice.

Brian: Yeah, but God's like, "Hey, don't worry, I'm gonna make your name great" in a totally Yoda-esque way.

Stewie: Yeah, it's like the Lord was saying, "I got your back, David. Don't worry about a thing. You don't even need to call the Avengers."

Chris: I don't think the Avengers were around then, Stewie.

Stewie: Oh, sure they were. Iron Man was the Mayor of Jerusalem, Thor was the King of Gath, and Captain America was a shepherd from Bethlehem.

Peter: Wow, I never knew that! Anyway, God also promised that David's descendants would always be kings, and then there's a bunch of other stuff about his kingdom being established forever.

Lois: Sounds like a pretty good deal.

Brian: Yeah, I'm sure David was totally stoked.

Peter: You bet he was! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go build a temple in my backyard.

Lois: Peter, that's not gonna happen.

Peter: Alright, fine. I'll just make a "Temple of Peter" out of Legos.

Brian: That's a much better plan.