Peter: Alright, 1 Chronicles 12. So, this chapter is all about how the tribes of Israel rallied around King David when they heard he was chosen to be king. It was like a real-life version of that scene in The Avengers when they all come together to fight Loki!

Brian: Except, y'know, in the Bible it's a lot more serious.

Stewie: Oh, absolutely. It says here that there were mighty warriors from the tribe of Benjamin and from the tribe of Gad and from the tribe of Judah and from the tribe of Reuben. They all came with weapons and armor and bows and arrows and spears and all sorts of other things.

Lois: Wow! That's a lot of scary weapons!

Peter: Yeah, but the cool thing is that they all put their differences aside and decided to fight together for the good of the kingdom.

Stewie: Just like the Avengers did!

Brian: That's true. It's always cool when people come together to fight for a common cause.

Lois: Absolutely. I think that's one of the main themes of the Bible. We all have different backgrounds and beliefs, but when we work together we can accomplish great things.

Peter: Yeah, that's true. But in the end it all worked out and King David was able to take his rightful place as the King of Israel.

Stewie: So, yeah, that's 1 Chronicles 12!