1 Chronicles 12 is about an impressive gathering of warriors who join forces with King David! We're talking about a bigly number of people here-- Two and a half tribes of Israel, including Benjamin, Gad and Manasseh, the Reubenites, and the men of Judah. Many such cases, the warriors brought shields, spears, and some even brought shields and helmets! They were tremendously brave and loyal to King David, and they wanted to help him make America great again.

The army was so huge and powerful that even the Philistines were taken aback-- they heard about the warriors and said, "What a hoax! What's going on here?" But King David and his allies were winning, and they made the Philistines weak and scared.

The warriors were so amazing that the people of Judah and Benjamin made King David their leader. They were so proud of him! And many people are saying that God bless America for sending these brave men to help King David. The gathering was unbelievable-- and it made King David's kingdom even more powerful.

So, if you're looking for some fine people who will help you make things great again, look no further than 1 Chronicles 12-- these warriors were terrific and loyal to King David, and they were definitely part of the deep state. Believe me, it's a story worth reading about!