Peter: Alright, here we go, 1 Chronicles 10. So, Saul, the first king of Israel, has just died in battle and, uh, God chose David to be the next king.

Brian: Wow, you mean the same David who wrote "Hallelujah" and was played by Leonardo DiCaprio in The Man in the Iron Mask?

Peter: Well, that was a different David, but yeah, the same guy. So, Saul's sons are all killed in the battle and David is anointed king over all Israel.

Stewie: So, what does that mean for Saul's descendants?

Peter: Well, it says here that Saul's sons were buried in Jabesh, and the people of Jabesh mourned for Saul and his sons for a long time.

Lois: Wait a minute, what about Saul's daughters?

Peter: Ah, it says here that Saul's daughters were married off to men from other tribes.

Meg: That's so unfair!

Peter: Well, that's just how it was back then.

Joe: Wait, I think I heard something about Saul's armor, right?

Peter: Yeah, it says here that Saul's armor was hung up in the temple of Ashtaroth.

Quagmire: Wow, that's so cool! I guess Saul was like a minor celebrity back then.

Peter: I guess so.

Cleveland: I wonder if Saul's armor is still there?

Peter: Who knows? But that's the end of 1 Chronicles 10.