Batman: 'Gothamites, this is a tale of leadership and strength! In 1 Chronicles 27, we learn of the organization of the divisions of the army of Israel.
Robin: Holy bureaucracy, Batman!
Batman: Indeed, Robin! King David appointed leaders over each division, numbering them in accordance with their strength. He also appointed officers to oversee the divisions, and stewards to manage their supplies.
Penguin: But what about the great Penguin? Was he included in David's army?
Batman: No, Penguin. You were excluded from the army, though you may have been included in the list of royal officials.
Catwoman: Maybe I could have been an officer in the army?
Batman: Not likely, Catwoman. The officers of the army were all men from the tribes of Israel, with one lone exception from the tribe of Judah.
Joker: Well, I guess I'll just have to settle for being a royal officer.
Batman: Yes, Joker. You would have been included in the list of royal officials, as well as the list of wise counselors and advisers.
Robin: And with that, we can conclude our summary of 1 Chronicles 27!
Batman: Indeed, Robin. It was a chapter of leadership and strength for the army of Israel.