Batman: Robin, we have received a distress call from the land of Israel. It seems King David has been victorious in battle against the Syrians.

Robin: Holy victory, Batman! How did he do it?

Batman: He had the help of Captain Joab and the valiant men of his army. They overcame the Syrians, and David brought back a vast amount of booty.

Joker: Booty, booty, booty! What a treasure trove!

Batman: Not so fast, Joker! David dedicated all of the spoils of war to the Lord. He also brought back prisoners of war and set them free.

Robin: What an extraordinary act of mercy!

Batman: Indeed it was, Robin. And that's not all. David also conquered the Philistines and the Moabites. He also subdued Hadadezer, ruler of Zobah.

Catwoman: What a powerful king!

Batman: Indeed he was. And he was well-loved by all his subjects.

Joker: Well, all except me, of course!