Batman: Robin, The Bible tells us about a chapter in 1 Chronicles 21.

Robin: What does it say, Batman?

Batman: Well, it tells us that Satan incited David to take a census of the people of Israel.

Joker: Why would he do that, Batman?

Batman: That's a good question, Joker. The Bible tells us that God was displeased with this and brought a plague on the people of Israel.

Catwoman: So what did David do then?

Batman: He asked God for mercy and confessed his sin. He then offered a sacrifice to God to make atonement for the people of Israel.

Riddler: What was the result of his sacrifice?

Batman: God answered David's prayer, and the plague was stopped.

Penguin: That's a relief!