Folks, here's the deal: 1 Chronicles 7 is all about the sons of Jacob and their families. It lists their names, which literally go on and on and on... I'm not joking. It's like, OK, so you've got Issachar, then you've got Benjamin, then Zebulun, and then Dan and so on and so forth. See here, Jack, what was that? Oh, yeah. Reuben. It's a long list. My father used to say it was a real snooze-fest reading it, but it's important for understanding the Bible. C'mon, man!

Anyway, there's a little bit about the tribes of Ephraim and Manasseh, too. It's like, OK, so Ephraim had four sons, and Manasseh had five. Not gonna happen, I tell you what. And if you're looking for a good laugh, there's a list of the daughter of Zelophehad in this chapter. Excuse me, I could barely keep a straight face when I read it. Man, the Bible has some funny stories!