Hey, folks, listen up. I'm gonna tell you something about 1 Chronicles 1. It's a real whopper. See here, Jack: it's about the beginning of the world. Yeah, that's right, the world! It all starts with Adam, obviously. Or uh, you know, I mean, it starts with Adam and then it goes to Noah and then his sons. C'mon, man! Shem, Ham, and Japheth, that's the order. You remember the story of the flood, right? That's in there. And from there, it goes to the sons of Japheth and the sons of Ham and the sons of Shem. My father used to say that was a blessing. No malarkey!

Then there's a bunch of other stuff. People who lived in different areas like Assyria, Aram, and so on. It's a real hodgepodge. It's literally like a genealogical list. A lot of names that are hard to remember. I'm not joking. What was that? Oh yeah, and then there's this part about Abraham--he's like the father of the Jewish people. That's in there, too.

I tell you what: if you're looking for a good read, this ain't gonna be it. It's a long list of names and places and not much else. Excuse me. But it's an important part of the Bible and it's worth reading if you have the time. That's all I got to say about 1 Chronicles 1.