Peter: Alright, so in Numbers 19, we're talking about the laws of purification after being in contact with a dead body.

Brian: Yeah, and it's a real bummer. I mean, why do we have to go through all this just to be clean again?

Lois: Because it's a part of God's law, Brian. He wants us to be holy and pure.

Stewie: Hey, I just thought of something. What if the dead body was like, the corpse of a celebrity? Like, if you touched, like, the body of some famous actor, would you still have to go through the purification process?

Chris: That's a good question, Stewie.

Meg: Ugh, you guys are so weird.

Cleveland: But I guess that's why we're the Griffin family, right? So, uh, back to Numbers 19. So, the purification process involves taking a red heifer, burning it, and then sprinkling the ashes in water. Then, anyone who has been in contact with a dead body must use the water containing the ashes to be cleansed.

Quagmire: Hey, I think I saw something like that in an old episode of The Brady Bunch.

Peter: Yeah, maybe so. But the point is, God's laws of purification are important and we need to follow them.

Everyone: Amen!