Peter: Alright, let's see what Numbers 24 is all about. So this is where Balaam, the prophet, is hanging out with King Balak, and they're looking down at the Israelites.

Stewie: Just like that time Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes looked down on those poor Scientologists.

Peter: Right. So, King Balak's like, "Hey Balaam, curse these Israelites for me!" But Balaam's like, "Nah man, I can't do that. God won't let me."

Lois: That's kind of like when my mother told me I couldn't go to the mall with my friends but I did it anyway.

Peter: Right. So, Balaam tells the King that God loves the Israelites and won't let them be cursed. He says some other stuff too, but the main message is basically God's got their back.

Brian: Just like when you're playing Risk and you know if you make the wrong move, your friends can't take over the world.

Peter: Right. Then Balaam's like, "Hey, look at all the cool stuff the Israelites have! God's gonna make them even stronger and they're gonna take over the world!"

Cleveland: Like when I saw the new Star Wars movie and I knew it was gonna be a hit.

Peter: Yeah, pretty much. So that's Numbers 24.