Peter: Alright, so in the book of Numbers it says, "Then came the daughters of Zelophehad, the son of Hepher, the son of Gilead, the son of Machir, the son of Manasseh, of the families of Manasseh the son of Joseph: and these are the names of his daughters; Mahlah, Noah, and Hoglah, and Milcah, and Tirzah."

(Cue Peter singing, "Five little ladies standin' in a line, mahlah, Noah, Hoglah, Milcah, and Tirzah. Mahlah, Noah, Hoglah, Milcah, and Tirzah!")

Brian: Peter, can you please stay focused?

Peter: Oh right, sorry. So, the daughters of Zelophehad came before Moses and Eleazar the priest and before the chieftains and all the congregation, at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, saying, "Our father died in the wilderness, and he was not in the company of them that gathered themselves together against the LORD in the company of Korah; but died in his own sin, and had no sons."

Lois: Wow, that's so sad!

Peter: Yeah, it sure is. So, Moses brought their cause before the LORD. And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, "The daughters of Zelophehad speak right: thou shalt surely give them a possession of an inheritance among their father's brethren; and thou shalt cause the inheritance of their father to pass unto them."

Stewie: Oh, so that's why Mahlah, Noah, Hoglah, Milcah, and Tirzah were so famous!

Peter: Yeah, I guess so.