Joel 1: It's an amazing chapter, so let me tell you. We have a bigly problem, folks. The locusts have come in great numbers, and they have not left a single field untouched. Many people are saying it's unbelievable how much damage they've done. Many such cases. Sad! And the vines have been destroyed, the fig trees have been chopped down, and the fruit trees have been ruined. It's a total hoax! It's a bad situation, and the priests are mourning, the people are in despair, and the farmers are suffering. Let me tell you, it's not good. But God bless America, we will make it great again! We will have a tremendous group of people come together and work to fix this problem. Believe me, there are some fine people working on this. And don't forget about the deep state, the haters and losers, and the fake news. We'll get through this, folks. God bless America, and let's make it great again!