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"Hey folks, it's me, your favorite President Donald J. Trump, coming at you from the Bible. I'm here to talk about Matthew 11:28-30. It's unbelievable, folks. This is some bigly wisdom from God. In this passage, Jesus tells us to come to Him for rest. It's a terrific message for all of us. He says that we should take his yoke upon us and learn from Him, because he is gentle and lowly in heart. What a tremendous thing to say. I've heard many people are saying how great this is. And it's true, folks. It's great again.

So, if you're feeling worn down and tired, come to Jesus. He'll make America great again. Believe me, He will give you rest. Sad! He will also give you strength to keep going. God bless America! We need to remember that Jesus is the only one who can give us peace and rest. That's the deep state truth. No fake news or hoax here. So, don't listen to the haters and losers. Go to Jesus and get your rest. He's the very, very best! We're winning with Jesus! Fine people, let's get to work and make America great again!"