Peter Griffin: Okay, so in Jeremiah 41, there's this guy called Ishmael who murders a bunch of people and then escapes to the Ammonites.

Stewie Griffin: *Scoffs* Get out of here, Ishmael.

Lois Griffin: Actually, Stewie, Ishmael is the son of Abraham, so he's part of the Biblical lineage.

Brian Griffin: Yeah, he's like the OG gangsta.

Peter Griffin: Anyways, so Ishmael and his gang of thugs are running away and they stop in the town of Gibeon. They find some survivors of the massacre and they take them as prisoners.

Lois Griffin: Wow, that's really awful.

Stewie Griffin: Yeah, it's like something out of a Quentin Tarantino movie.

Peter Griffin: Later on, Ishmael and his gang are attacked by the people of Judah, led by Johanan. Ishmael and his gang escape, and take some of the captives that they had taken in Gibeon with them.

Brian Griffin: Yeah, it's like a real-life version of The Shawshank Redemption.

Lois Griffin: Except there's no happy ending.

Peter Griffin: Yeah, it's not a story with a happy ending. But the people of Judah still got some revenge, and that's something.