Peter: Alright, so in Jeremiah 43, Pharaoh Neco of Egypt's marching an army towards Jerusalem, and God tells Jeremiah to tell Baruch to go with them.

Brian: Wait, who's Baruch?

Lois: He's Jeremiah's scribe. He wrote down all of Jeremiah's prophecies. It's like when you see the name "J.K. Rowling" beneath the title of a Harry Potter book.

Stewie: Well, I'm certainly glad I'm not Baruch, because this doesn't sound like it ends well.

Peter: Yeah, so then God tells Jeremiah not to listen to what anyone says, and to keep quiet while he's in Egypt. He also says that the Egyptians are gonna get all the stuff that Nebuchadnezzar took from the temple.

Brian: Sounds like a deal between two evil empires. Like when Disney bought Fox.

Lois: Anyway, God says that Nebuchadnezzar will send a big army and besiege all the cities of Judah until they are all conquered.

Stewie: Yikes! Well, at least this chapter of the Bible was relatively short. You know, like a Marvel movie post-credits scene.