Peter: Alright, so here's Chapter 21 of Jeremiah. So, God told Jeremiah to go and tell the King of Judah that Jerusalem was gonna be destroyed and--

Brian: Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, this is a Family Guy episode, not a Bible study!

Peter: Oh, right, sorry. So, um, the King of Judah was gonna get an ass-whoopin' from Nebuchadnezzar, and God was like, "Yo, King of Judah, better watch out!"

Stewie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, so God was just like, "yo, watch out?" That's kinda harsh, isn't it?

Peter: Yeah, I guess so. But then God was like, "You know what? Don't even bother fighting, cuz you ain't gonna win. In fact, you're gonna get all your stuff taken away, just like Brad Pitt in Ocean's Twelve."

Lois: That's a terrible analogy, Peter.

Peter: Hey, I'm trying to make this summary entertaining, Lois. Anyway, so God was like, "No matter what, you're gonna get whupped, so don't even bother." And then he was like, "But if you do decide to fight, don't expect me to help you out, like when you try to find something at the mall and your parents just walk away and leave you stranded."

Brian: That's a terrible analogy, too.