STEWIE: Alright, so this is Jeremiah 31. Basically, God's gonna be like, "I'm gonna bring the people of Israel back to their homeland."

BRIAN: Wow, that's a pretty cool thing to do.

MEG: Yeah, and it's gonna be good for them.

PETER: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure they'll be very happy. Now, who wants to go to the mall and catch the new Star Trek movie?

LOIS: Peter, we've been doing this for thirty chapters now. We can't just keep taking breaks to go do other stuff, we have to finish this!

STEWIE: Yeah, Peter, this is really important. So, like I said, God's gonna bring the people of Israel back to their homeland. And He's gonna give them a new covenant. It's gonna be a much better one than the old one.

BRIAN: So, it's like a new lease on life for them?

MEG: Yeah, and it's gonna make them so much better off.

PETER: Oh, come on, guys, let's get out of here. I'm sure God's got this whole thing under control. Let's go grab some pizza.

LOIS: Peter, we're not leaving until we finish this chapter.

STEWIE: Yeah, God's gonna do some amazing things. He's gonna give them a new heart and a new spirit. And He's gonna write His laws on their hearts.

BRIAN: Wow, that sounds like something out of a comic book.

MEG: Yeah, it's almost too good to be true.

PETER: Well, I guess I'm stuck here. Let's just get this over with.

LOIS: Alright, so God's gonna take away all their sins, and He's gonna remember them no more. And He's gonna be like a father to them, and He's gonna have compassion on them.

STEWIE: Yeah, and it's gonna be awesome.