Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I was just reading up on the Bible and I wanted to give you a brief summary of Jeremiah 31.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Okay...go ahead.

Contestant: This chapter talks about God's promise of restoration after the Israelites were exiled to Babylon. He promises them a new covenant, one of hope and mercy, that He will never forget them. He promises that He will restore their fortunes and bring them back to their homeland. He speaks of the future, saying that their descendants will be as numerous as the stars in the sky.

Alex Trebek: (Rolls eyes) That's great. Is there anything else you'd like to share?