Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for fun?"

Contestant: "I like to read the Bible. In fact, I'm currently reading Jeremiah 24."

Alex Trebek (sighs): "Okay then, what does that chapter say?"

Contestant: "Well, Jeremiah 24 is all about God's promise to give the Israelites a new, righteous heart. He says that he will put his own Spirit in them and they will obey his laws and be faithful to him. God also promises to bring back the captives to Jerusalem and Judah, and to bring them back safely to their own land. Lastly, God says that he will give them good and prosperous fruit, symbolizing his faithfulness to them."

Alex Trebek (sighs again): "Well, that's great, but is there anything else you can tell me about yourself?"

Contestant: "Sure, I can tell you about Jeremiah 25!"