Alex: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to give you a quick summary of the book of Jeremiah.

Alex: Oh, uh… alright. (Sigh) So, what does the book of Jeremiah say?

Contestant: It starts off with the prophet Jeremiah predicting a future of captivity for the people of Israel, which eventually came to pass. Then God gives Jeremiah a message of hope and reassurance, telling the people that their captivity will eventually come to an end and they will be restored.

Alex: Uh, that's… that's nice. Let me guess, you'd like to tell me about the next chapter?

Contestant: Sure! In Jeremiah 28, the prophet Hananiah predicts that the captivity will end soon, and the people of Israel will be restored to their homeland. However, Jeremiah then speaks up and says that this is not the message of God, and that the captivity will last 70 years.

Alex: (Biting his lip in frustration) Okay, that's… that's enough. Moving on to something else. So, what do you like to do in your free time?