Alex Trebek: Hi, contestant! Tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you about the book of Jeremiah.

Alex Trebek: Oh...uh...that's nice. What else do you like to do?

Contestant: Well, in Jeremiah 40, we read about how God instructed Jeremiah to tell the people of Judah to choose whether they would serve Babylon or Egypt, and that whichever they chose, they would be subject to the consequences of their decision.

Alex Trebek: Right! That's, uh, fascinating. What do you like to watch on TV?

Contestant: We also see in Jeremiah 40 that God is merciful and forgiving, even in the face of adversity. He promises restoration and hope to those who remain faithful to Him, and offers guidance and comfort amidst the trials of life.

Alex Trebek: *groans* Do you like to play video games?