Alex Trebek: So, contestant, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd love to, but first I want to talk about the Bible chapter I just read, Jeremiah 42.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Okay, go ahead.

Contestant: Sure! In Jeremiah 42, the prophet Jeremiah speaks to a group of exiles who have recently returned to Judah from Babylon. He tells them that they should stay in the land, because it will be better for them than going back to Babylon. He also warns them not to seek help from Egypt, but to trust in the Lord for their protection.

Alex Trebek: [rolls eyes] Alright, I think we get the idea. Moving on...tell us about your hobbies.