Alex Trebek: Alright, so why don't you tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'd be happy to tell you about myself, but first I'd like to tell you about the Bible, specifically the book of Jeremiah chapter 20.

Alex Trebek (visibly frustrated): Uh...okay, if you must. What does it say?

Contestant: Well, Jeremiah 20 talks about how Jeremiah was mocked by the people of Judah and Jerusalem, and how they were trying to make him feel ashamed of himself. In spite of all this, Jeremiah was determined to remain faithful to the Lord and His Word. Jeremiah then lamented the fact that he had ever even been born, and declared that the Lord's word was like a fire in his heart that could not be extinguished. Despite all this, Jeremiah eventually declared he would rejoice in the Lord and continue to spread the word.

Alex Trebek (clearly exasperated): Wow. That's really...interesting. Let's move on to something else.