• King James Version

    1. And it came to pass the same year, in the beginning of the reign of Zedekiah king of Judah, in the fourth year, {and} in the fifth month, {that} Hananiah the son of Azur the prophet, which {was} of Gibeon, spake unto me in the house of the LORD, in the presence of the priests and of all the people, saying,

  • Norm

    Hey, folks, it's Norm MacDonald here with a summary of Jeremiah 28. In this chapter, Jeremiah confronts this other prophet, Hananiah, who's all like, "Hey, the Israelites are gonna be back in the land in two years!" But Jeremiah's like, "Uh, no, they're not.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talking about Jeremiah 28. What's going on in this chapter? Bible Expert: Well Joe, this chapter starts off with a false prophet who is prophesying that the Babylonian exile will be over within two years.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to give you a quick summary of the book of Jeremiah. Alex: Oh, uh… alright. (Sigh) So, what does the book of Jeremiah say?

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up! Chapter 28 of Jeremiah is about a prophet called Hananiah who's making false prophecies and trying to mislead the people. He's promising that the Babylonians will be defeated and the people of Israel will be free.

  • Batman

    Joker: "Ah, hello there Batman and Robin, what do you make of Jeremiah 28?" Batman: "It talks about a false prophet, Joker. A man named Hananiah says that the Babylonian captivity of the Israelites will only last two years.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, my father used to say, c'mon man, that the Lord is the only one who can predict the future - no malarkey! Well, listen, Jack, what do you know, there's an old-time prophet called Hananiah who claims he knows the future, and he's telling the people of Judah that the Lord is gonna bring them back from exile in Babylon.

  • Donald Trump

    This chapter of Jeremiah is a terrific one! It’s unbelievable how many cases like this there are in the Bible. We have the prophet Hananiah, a bigly false prophet, standing up and trying to make people believe that the Babylonian captivity will be over in two years! But Jeremiah, the real prophet, speaks up and says, “Hananiah, you are overrated! You are a hater and a loser, so I don’t believe you.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, uhh, chapter 28 of Jeremiah: So this false prophet Hananiah is like, "Hey, God's gonna bring the people of Israel back to their homeland soon!" Lois: Oh, that's nice. Brian: But then God's like, "Nah, actually, it's gonna be 70 years of exile.