• King James Version

    1. Then said the LORD unto me, Though Moses and Samuel stood before me, {yet} my mind {could} not {be} toward this people: cast {them} out of my sight, and let them go forth. / 2. And it shall come to pass, if they say unto thee, Whither shall we go forth? then thou shalt tell them, Thus saith the LORD; Such as {are} for death, to death; and such as {are} for the sword, to the sword; and such as {are} for the famine, to the famine; and such as {are} for the captivity, to the captivity.

  • Norm

    Hey everyone, this is Jeremiah with the Bible Update. In Jeremiah 15, God is not feeling too great about his people because they are disobeying him. He says they will be ruined and scattered and no one will be around to help them.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we've got our Bible Expert here today to give us the low down on Jeremiah 15. So, what's the story? Bible Expert: Jeremiah 15 is a chapter in the book of Jeremiah, which is part of the Hebrew Bible or Old Testament.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm currently studying the Bible. I just finished reading Jeremiah 15. Alex: Oh, wow. Um, so what did you learn? Contestant: Well, in Jeremiah 15, God tells Jeremiah that he will be surrounded by enemies and will suffer greatly, but that God will protect him and save him from his enemies.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP, SOLDIERS! This is Jeremiah 15! God's gonna get mad at Judah and Jerusalem, so He's gonna send out some sword-wielding nations to come and punish 'em. But don't worry, 'cause God's gonna make sure those nations will leave Judah and Jerusalem alone.

  • Batman

    Joker: Ah, Batman, I see you are studying the Bible. What chapter is this? Batman: Jeremiah 15, Joker. It begins with God informing Jeremiah that he will be a target of persecution, but God will still protect him.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks! See here, Jack: Jeremiah 15 is all about God giving Jeremiah a tough assignment. My father used to say that God told Jeremiah to go out and spread the word, no malarkey! That was a big job, and God knew Jeremiah would need extra help.

  • Donald Trump

    Jeremiah 15: It's unbelievable, really it is - Jeremiah 15 is tremendous! But it's sad, you know? God tells Jeremiah that if he speaks to the people, they'll listen, but if he stops speaking, they won't hear him anymore.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright everyone, here's the summary of Jeremiah 15: Lois: Oh boy, what's it say? Peter: Well, God tells Jeremiah that if he repents, he will be saved. But if he doesn't, he will be destroyed.