• King James Version

    1. The word that Jeremiah the prophet spake unto Baruch the son of Neriah, when he had written these words in a book at the mouth of Jeremiah, in the fourth year of Jehoiakim the son of Josiah king of Judah, saying,

  • Norm

    Well, hey there folks, it's Norm MacDonald here with a summary of the Bible book of Jeremiah, chapter 45. So, in this chapter God is talking to Jeremiah and basically says, "Hey, don't worry, it's all gonna be okay, I got your back", which is nice.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Woah, what a wild chapter of the Bible! Let's get into it. We have here with us a Bible Expert, who can give us a super quick rundown of what Jeremiah 45 is all about. Bible Expert: Sure thing. In this chapter, Jeremiah the Prophet is talking to Baruch, who is a scribe working under him.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so what do you like to do in your free time? Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible. In particular, I like reading the book of Jeremiah. Alex: (Sighing) Alright, go ahead. What does Jeremiah 45 say?

  • Drill Sergeant

    LISTEN UP, SOLDIERS! THIS IS JEREMIAH 45! Baruch, Jeremiah's secretary, is feeling discouraged and overwhelmed. He complains to the Lord, but God answers him with a message of hope. He tells Baruch that even though his people are suffering, he will eventually be rewarded with a great new life.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, this is Jeremiah chapter 45! It's a message from God to Baruch, Jeremiah's scribe. God explains that He's aware of Baruch's distress and he's promised to protect him. Robin: Holy protection, Batman! What else does God promise?

  • Joe Biden

    1-5. Folks, I'm tellin' ya, this Jeremiah fella had a lot to say. C'mon, man! Here's the deal: God told Jeremiah that He was gonna give Baruch, Jeremiah's friend, a great inheritance. That's right, an inheritance! Baruch was a good man who had done a lotta good things, so God was gonna reward him.

  • Donald Trump

    1-5. Jeremiah 45:1-5 is a real "bigly" chapter! It's all about Baruch, a terrific guy who was a scribe for the prophet Jeremiah. He was totally overrated and had "low energy" so God decided to give him a pep talk.

  • Family Guy

    Brian: Peter, did you know that Jeremiah 45 is all about Baruch, a scribe for Jeremiah? Peter: Whoa, sounds like someone's been reading their Bible. Brian: Hey, I'm just trying to stay informed. Anyways, Baruch is really discouraged and he's lamenting his life, so God tells him to not be so discouraged and that he and his descendants will still have a good future.