• King James Version

    1. In the beginning of the reign of Jehoiakim the son of Josiah king of Judah came this word from the LORD, saying, / 2. Thus saith the LORD; Stand in the court of the LORD'S house, and speak unto all the cities of Judah, which come to worship in the LORD'S house, all the words that I command thee to speak unto them; diminish not a word:

  • Norm

    Hey, everybody, it's Norm MacDonald here for Weekend Update. So, you ready for Jeremiah 26? This chapter is all about an important lesson: don't mess with the Lord's prophets. A prophet named Jeremiah is speaking to the people of Jerusalem, telling them to repent and turn back to God.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what can you tell me about Jeremiah 26? Bible Expert: Okay, so Jeremiah 26 is a chapter in the Hebrew Bible, which is part of the Christian Old Testament. It tells the story of the prophet Jeremiah and who he was prophesying to during the time of the Babylonian Exile.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "Okay, tell me a little bit about yourself. What do you do?" Contestant: "Well, I'm an avid Bible reader and I'd like to tell you a little about the book of Jeremiah. Specifically, chapter 26."

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, troops! In Jeremiah 26, the Lord sends Jeremiah to the temple, to tell the people of Judah that if they don't repent and change their ways, they'll be destroyed. He tells them to turn from their wickedness and to obey the law of the Lord.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy History Books, Batman! Jeremiah 26 says that Jeremiah spoke to the people of Jerusalem and told them that if they didn't repent of their wicked ways, the Lord would bring destruction upon them.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, I tell you what, here's the deal. We need to talk about Jeremiah 26. Now, c'mon, man, this is a book full of important stuff. Excuse me, but back in the day, my father used to say, "You gotta pay attention to what's going on in Jeremiah 26, literally".

  • Donald Trump

    "Jeremiah 26 is a bigly important chapter! This chapter is all about the prophet, Jeremiah, and the deep state trying to get rid of him. He was a huge threat to their fake news agenda, so they wanted him gone.

  • Family Guy

    Lois: Alright, so what have we got for Jeremiah 26? Peter: Oh boy, I love this one. It's all about how Jeremiah was preaching to the people in Jerusalem and they got so mad that they were gonna kill him!