• King James Version

    1. The sin of Judah {is} written with a pen of iron, {and} with the point of a diamond: {it is} graven upon the table of their heart, and upon the horns of your altars; {point: Heb. nail} / 2. Whilst their children remember their altars and their groves by the green trees upon the high hills.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, in Jeremiah 17, God is not happy with his people. He's so mad at them, in fact, that he says they're more deceitful than the serpent in the Garden of Eden. Ouch. But, in his own special way, God also says he still loves them and he's still willing to forgive them if they repent.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we got Jeremiah 17 here, what’s going on in this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, Jeremiah 17 starts off by talking about how Judah’s sin is engraved on the “tables of their hearts” and is written on the horns of their altars.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Okay, so tell me about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a huge fan of the Bible and I'd love to summarize Jeremiah 17 for you. Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, go ahead. Contestant: Jeremiah 17 tells us that the sin of Judah is written in their hearts and it's as if it's been carved into stone.

  • Drill Sergeant

    HEY YOU MAGGOTS! LISTEN UP! CHAPTER 17 OF JEREMIAH IS ALL ABOUT TRUSTING IN THE LORD! YEAH YOU HEARD ME! THE LORD IS YOUR HELP! DON'T TRUST IN ANYONE OR ANYTHING ELSE! THE LORD IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HELP YOU! IF YOU TRUST IN HIM, HE WILL GIVE YOU WISDOM, KNOWLEDGE, AND UNDERSTANDING.

  • Batman

    Robin: Batman, what is Jeremiah 17 about? Batman: It's about the consequences of trusting in humans rather than trusting in God. Joker: Is that why it says, “Cursed is the one who trusts in man, who draws strength from mere flesh and whose heart turns away from the Lord?”

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon, man! Here's the deal: Jeremiah 17 is all about trusting God. My father used to say that when we trust in the Lord, our lives will be full of blessings. That's not gonna happen if we rely on our own strength.

  • Donald Trump

    Jeremiah 17: an unbelievable chapter! So many great things are happening in this chapter. God tells us that the sin of Judah is very, very deep, and that their hearts are deceitful. He says a person's heart is desperately wicked, and that it is not possible to understand it.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this is Jeremiah 17, right? Lois: Yes, Peter. Stewie: Ugh, more of this boring Bible stuff? Peter: Yeah, it's not exactly like watching the latest season of Stranger Things. Lois: (Rolls her eyes) Okay, so, according to this chapter, Jeremiah curses those who trust in human strength and intelligence, rather than relying on God.