• King James Version

    1. Then Shephatiah the son of Mattan, and Gedaliah the son of Pashur, and Jucal the son of Shelemiah, and Pashur the son of Malchiah, heard the words that Jeremiah had spoken unto all the people, saying,

  • Norm

    So, folks, it looks like an ancient version of a hostage situation was going down in Jeremiah 38. King Zedekiah had the prophet Jeremiah thrown into a muddy cistern, and it looked like he was gonna stay there.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, welcome to the show Bible Expert! We're gonna get into the nitty gritty of the Bible. Let's start with Jeremiah 38. What can you tell me about this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, the chapter starts off with a pretty wild story.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, Alex I'm a big fan of the Bible and I'd love to tell you all about it. Let me start with Jeremiah 38. Alex Trebek: [trying to remain polite] Uh, sure, I guess.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, you worthless maggots! In Jeremiah 38, King Zedekiah of Judah is captured by the Babylonians and taken to exile, and the people of Judah suffer under the Babylonian rule. Meanwhile, Jeremiah is thrown into a muddy cistern by officials of King Zedekiah.

  • Batman

    Batman: Hold on, Robin, something strange is afoot in the city of Jerusalem. Robin: What is it, Batman? Batman: The King has thrown Jeremiah into a pit of mud, and he's going to let him die there! Catwoman: Ha! That's a perfect punishment for a do-gooder like Jeremiah.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen up! This chapter is about Jeremiah, who was a prophet of God during a challenging time in the history of Israel. He was thrown in a muddy cistern by the king's men and left there to suffer.

  • Donald Trump

    Jeremiah 38 is an amazing chapter in the Bible. King Zedekiah was an overrated ruler who was totally low energy - and many people are saying there were many such cases. The deep state didn't like Jeremiah and he was thrown into a horrible dungeon, yeah, a dungeon with mud and mire.

  • Family Guy

    Peter (as Jeremiah): So, I'm the prophet, Jeremiah, and in chapter 38, the King of Judah, Zedekiah, has me thrown into a deep pit filled with mud. I'm pretty sure I'm about to die, but then this dude, Ebed-Melech, shows up and he's like, "Hey, don't worry, I'll get you out of here!" So he goes to the king and tells him to let me out.