• King James Version

    1. Against Moab thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Woe unto Nebo! for it is spoiled: Kiriathaim is confounded {and} taken: Misgab is confounded and dismayed. {Misgab: or, the high place}

  • Norm

    "Ah, Jeremiah 48, what a disaster. So, Moab is getting punished for their arrogance and pride, by the way, and they don't take it well. They're so mad they threaten to throw rocks at the other cities, which is kind of a weird way to handle a situation.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what do you got for us in Chapter 48 of Jeremiah? Bible Expert: Well Joe, this chapter is all about the Lord punishing the nation of Moab for their arrogance and pride. God declares that judgment will come upon Moab and their cities will be destroyed.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, what brings you to Jeopardy today? Contestant: Well, I'm here to talk about the Bible. Specifically, Jeremiah 48. Alex Trebek: Uh, I see. Well, why don't you tell us a little about the chapter?

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! THIS IS JEREMIAH CHAPTER 48! Moab is gonna get it! All their cities are gonna be destroyed! They're gonna be scattered and become a joke! They'll be an object of horror and ridicule! Don't mess with Moab 'cause they're gonna suffer! And don't listen to their false prophets 'cause they ain't gonna help! This is God's word and it's gonna happen, no matter what!"

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, prepare to take the Batmobile to Jeremiah 48! Robin: What’s the plan, Batman? Batman: We must save the people of Moab from the wrath of the Lord! Catwoman: Oh no, it’s the wrath of God! What are we going to do?

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Jeremiah 48 is about Moab, an ancient kingdom in what is now Jordan. It says that the Lord is gonna bring disaster on Moab for their arrogance and pride. So, no malarkey! Literally, he says that he's gonna cut off every one of Moab's fortresses, and that the cities will be destroyed.

  • Donald Trump

    Jeremiah 48 is about Moab, a nation located east of the Jordan river. In this chapter, God is furious with Moab and announces that judgment is coming to this nation. He says that Moab will be totally destroyed and will become an object of ridicule, much to the delight of the haters and losers.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: So, according to Jeremiah 48, God's gonna bring big trouble to the city of Moab and its capital, Kir Moab. Brian: Oh, wow. That's not good. Lois: Moabites gonna have a rough time of it. Stewie: Yeah, like when the Raptors took the last shot in game 6 of the Eastern Conference Finals against the Bucks.