• King James Version

    1. The word that came to Jeremiah from the LORD, saying, / 2. Hear ye the words of this covenant, and speak unto the men of Judah, and to the inhabitants of Jerusalem; / 3. And say thou unto them, Thus saith the LORD God of Israel; Cursed {be} the man that obeyeth not the words of this covenant,

  • Norm

    Well, folks, Jeremiah 11 is an interesting one. The Lord asks Jeremiah to make a covenant with the people of Israel and Judah, but they refuse. So the Lord is like, “Fine, then I’m gonna punish you.” Then the Lord tells Jeremiah not to pray for the people because he knows they’re not listening.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, now what have we got here? Jeremiah 11, let's hear it! Bible Expert: Well Joe, Jeremiah 11 is mostly a lamentation by Jeremiah, the prophet. We see God's anger and disappointment with the people of Judah and their lack of faithfulness and loyalty to God's covenant.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself and why you're here! Contestant: Well, I'm a huge fan of the Bible and I like to summarize each chapter. So I thought I'd start with Jeremiah 11. Alex Trebek (irritated): What does this chapter say?

  • Drill Sergeant

    ATTENTION! LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! This here's the book of Jeremiah, chapter 11. It's all about the covenant God made with Israel. God promised to bless them if they followed His commandments, but they didn't listen.

  • Batman

    Joker: Ha-ha-ha! You'll never guess what I've been up to now, Batman! Batman: Enough of your games, Joker! What have you been up to? Joker: I've been reading up on Jeremiah 11! It seems that God has been warning the people of Israel that they are in danger if they don't keep their covenant with Him.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, I tell you what, here's the deal: Jeremiah 11 is all about loyalty to God. My father used to say, "If you don't keep your covenant with the Lord, then uh, you know, literally, no malarkey, you're gonna be sorry".

  • Donald Trump

    Jeremiah 11 was a BIGLY sad chapter! God told Jeremiah many such cases - he said that if the people of Judea did not obey the covenant that he made with them, they would be punished. God said that there were many "haters and losers" among the people, who were spreading false prophets and lies to deceive the people.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this is Jeremiah 11, and here's what happened. God spoke to Jeremiah and said, "Listen to the terms of the covenant I made with the people of Israel. And the people said, 'Amen, we agree!' But then they started worshiping foreign gods, so God said, 'You're gonna get what's comin' to ya!'