Peter: Alright, so this chapter of the Bible is about Jeremiah and he's all like, "Oh man, why does everyone gotta be so wicked? Like, why can't everyone just be a little more like me? Ya know?"

Lois: Well, Peter, that's not quite what it says. What it *really* says is that the Lord said, "Let everyone be wise and understand the times, and not be like a fool. Like, don't be like those foolish people who worship idols and all that stuff."

Stewie: Yeah, that's definitely not what it says, Lois. It says, "Let everyone be wise and understand the times, and not rely on their own understanding. Like, don't be like those people who rely on their own strength and not on the Lord."

Brian: Yeah, that's pretty much it. Then the Lord talks about how He's going to punish all those foolish people who don't listen to Him and how He's going to comfort those who mourn and stuff like that.

Peter: Oh, okay. So, wait, what was that about idols again? Like, did anyone say anything about...oh, never mind. I'm gonna go watch "Family Guy" reruns.