Peter: Alright guys, time for a summary of Jeremiah 7!

Lois: Oh, I love this one! God says to the people of Judah, don’t think you can just come to the Temple and think you'll be safe. You have to stop breaking the covenant with God and live a righteous life, otherwise the Temple won’t save you.

Stewie: So basically, don't expect to "get away with it" just because you go to church.

Peter: That’s right Stewie, and if you don't listen to God you'll be like the Titanic - you'll be sunk!

Brian: Or like the Fyre Festival, you'll be scammed!

Lois: Or like the Hindenburg, you'll go down in flames!

Peter: And it's not just about you either, because if you don't listen to God, then your kids and grandkids will suffer too.

Stewie: So it's like the butterfly effect - if you don't make the right choices, then the consequences will be felt for generations to come.

Brian: Or like the domino effect - you push one over and the rest are sure to follow.

Lois: So in short, pay attention to God and live righteously, otherwise you won't be safe in the Temple.

Peter: That's right, and if you don't, you'll be like the Red Sox in the World Series - you'll be out!