Peter: Alright, so in Jeremiah 12, God is talking to Jeremiah about how he's mad at the people of Israel. He's like, "Even the most innocent of animals have left the land because of my people's wickedness."

Lois: Wow, that's pretty harsh.

Brian: Yeah, and then he's like, "If you can find any justice on the earth, then I'll forgive them."

Stewie: Oh, I get it. It's like when my pal Squidward was like, "If you can find me a Krabby Patty with no pickles, then I'll forgive you!"

Peter: Yeah, I guess so. Uhh, then God is like, "I'm going to bring disaster on my people, like a lion attacking a flock of sheep."

Lois: That sounds so sad.

Stewie: But I guess it's like when SpongeBob thought he was a jellyfish and tried to sting Patrick?

Brian: I mean, I guess it's similar in some ways.

Peter: Uhh, yeah. Anyways, then God is like, "My people are foolish and don't understand me, so I'm gonna punish them."

Lois: That's really scary.

Stewie: But it's like when I tried to make a giant burrito and it exploded all over my room.